There I am, minding my own business on the subway to FAO Schwarz. I get out at 5th Avenue and what do I see? A man walking his cat on the subway platform.
I'm not sure what disturbed me more - that a man was walking his cat on a lead - or that he was doing it at FIFTH AVENUE. WTF?
Don't get me wrong, I like cats.
But walking them on a lead is over the top. And you can't tell me this kitty looks happy about being paraded around on a train platform. Aside from all the people, noise and TRAINS, it didn't exactly want to walk.
Maybe the dude needs to read a book like this? If he's down with buying and using a lead for his cat, then he'd probably be down with buying a book to learn how to use it. Some suckers will buy into anything, when really, all kitty wants is a cuddle and some Whiskas.
And the saddest thing is, kitty doesn't have a voice to say no.
So might I suggest, when he finally lets you off the leash - run kitty, run.
Crazy cat lady in full affect!!!
ReplyDeleteroar
Yer... cept it was a DUDE. I kinda think it's worse for a dude to be a cat nut.
ReplyDeletespeaking of crazy cat dudes
ReplyDeletehttp://kickassdumpling.blogspot.com/2009/07/sc-goes-to-ny.html
scroll down. this dude doesn't go out without his cat on.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletethat's not a cat! it's a bengal. they're like wild yet oddly domesticated. not unlike the man 'walking' it.
ReplyDeletetotez different yo!